Bullywug

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Bullywug

One of the few confirmed divine mistakes in history, the short-lived Bullywug race owed its brief existence to an unnamed Creator god who, in a fit of pique, smoked all of the psychoactive plants He’d just whipped up and subsequently decided that it would be utterly hilarious to make a race of man-sized stupid-looking frogs. It was totally hilarious. At least, up until the point where He realized that He had made them too stupid to remember to breathe. Not to put too fine a point on it, it wasn’t long until they all, well, croaked. He still thought it was pretty damn funny, though.

Bullywug

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